A LETTER TO AJEEZAY (COMEDY GONE BAD).

I have decided not to talk about comedy in Ghana since the area has become an avenue of sensitization and shrouded with privy. But for the love of God and country, I would boldly pour out my heart mincing no word.

I don't follow comedy too well but the likes of David Oscar, D.K.B, David Aglah, Foster, Khemical and Ajeezay I've come to learn. After the extinction of Concert Party, when all the comedians have run to Kumawood, many thought that was the end of stand-up but for the efforts of the above mentioned; stand-up comedy is still thrilling if not all over the country, a few places.

Ajeezay "the only comedian with six packs under my armpit", I doubt, if they are not boils. The "Chredeeeeeeer" man won my heart some where last year with his funny poses in photos, jokes, footages and recorded tracks. I would describe him as the most versatile and creative comedian in Ghana though I haven't met him yet in person. Ajeezay is capable of contorting his face to suite any mood. He's indeed a maestro in the comedy world but his recent exposure of the lyrics of his Bisa Kdei_Baba refixed as Give it to Apor is a stab to my heart.

"In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work hard and be
willing to accept constructive criticism. Without one-hundred percent dedication, you won't be able to do this" Willie Mays cries. I believe this is not too difficult to fathom? Let me proceed!

I've listened to his Pastor's Translation, Sarkodie ft Castro_Adonai refixed asLetter-to-Ecg amongst others but that of the Give-it-to-Apor always raises questions in mind and I ask myself; Is this guy alright?

"Apor" we all know is an illicit means of cheating in examinations, therefore, broadcasting lyrics citing candidates to cheat in examination is very abysmal to say the least. No wonder five papers have being cancelled in the impending Basic Education Certificate Examination (B.E.C.E) all because of Apor. Art in a sense is intended to educate,inform and entertain but modern day artistes have only resorted the latter and left the two former blurred. Music is one of the greatest tool for human mind control, hence, if not composed for positive reasons can be very devastating. In this new age where technology helps us carry information across the globe have also facilitated spread of such hokum like this; leaving future of a large number of youths deprived. Art plays a very major role in the human society, hence must be accorded the needed professionalism.

Between 2009 to 2011 there has being a massive shoot-up in the level of examination malpractices.

In 2010 alone, a number of 1,083 B.E.C.E candidates were involved in all forms of examination malpractices. In 2011 the figure went up to 1,127 forming 4.06% more of what was recored in the previous year. As parts of effort to limit the rate WAEC restructured some rules in 2013 to that effect. "The document also identified some common irregularities it abhors namely; collusion, impersonation, leakage or mass cheating" a GNA source stated. Healthy examination practices is not only the duty of the examination council to impose. It is for the general public to help avoid such anomalies to which musicians, actors and comedians are no exceptions! So why not do songs or even create jokes that would mock, rebuke and teach candidates having such mischevious conceptions but rather citing them to cheat?

Ajeezay, you have corrupted the core-moral values of our educational standards. You have gone too far! Bitten the wrong meat! You have risked the lives of B.E.C.E candidates in the name of comedy. Many would wonder why I'm setting the blame on his head. The holy scripture tells us in Proverbs 26:17-19 that; "He that passeth by, and meddleth with strife belonging not to him, is like one that taketh a dog by the ears. Like a madman who throws firebrands, arrows, and
death is the man who deceives his neighbor and says, “I am only joking!" Such is Ajeezay, he has taken the strife for himself; so students inability to pass and that matter going after Apor should all be attributed to him, since he has fueled the illegal practice by his open citation for candidates to seek for it.

Check out the full lyrics of the song below;

 

"GIVE IT TO APOR LYRICS by @ajeezaygh
VERSE 1

Make you no dey fear no teacher
make you no dey mind your folks wati
copy the exams the way ego make you happy
3y3aa tinase n3 p3 apor yi biii
this exams be you alone
make you dey watch your moves in the hall
and
try to be a player
make sure the exams play you never
and don’t let the questions confuse you
make you dey think say you be smarter than
every student eeei eeeii
cos ebi apor dey help we eeeei
ibi ein dey hold we ee ee ee
y3 deni ka paa,enti wo passi exams na wuw)
aseda bia
CHORUS
Give it to apor (apor)
All the praise for apor (apor)
Give it to apor eee (apor)
3y3aaa kai bebia wo ah copy heni oh copy ni
ok3ha
apor (apor)
Give it to apor (apor)
All the praise for apor eee (apor)
Give it to apor (apor ee)
VERSE 2
exam no be joke eno be easy
enti wo apor antoa 3y3 tw3n wo season
slow the reading slow the learning
3y3aa copy b)k)) b)k)) na wo b3 passi
Cos your slow cheating is better than no
cheating
do something take a notebook eeeei
cos exams be you so leave the room smiling
I say copy what you don’t know
choose the hard way and copy
and if e be for you through cheating and
giraffing aa aa
CHORUS x2
Give it to apor (apor)
All the praise for apor (apor)
Give it to apor eee (apor)
3y3aaa kai bebia wo ah copy heni oh copy ni
ok3ha
apor (apor)
Give it to apor (apor)
All the praise for apor eee (apor)
Give it to apor (apor ee)
VERSE 3
Enoo be you dey set questions
ebi WEAC dey make man dey sweat
sometimes you no even know what to learn
but apor dey do am p3p3p3
3n3 wama wa anya A1
3nunti today no more NOVDEC
Nti Exams be you and how u go copy am
so if edey be for you a
CHORUS
Give it to apor (apor)
All the praise for apor (apor)
Give it to apor eee (apor)
3y3aaa kai bebia wo ah copy heni oh copy ni
ok3ha
apor (apor)
Give it to apor (apor)
All the praise for apor eee (apor)
Give it to apor (apor ee)
OUTRO
Herrrrrrrr B333333maa
Boys p3 aporrrr oooo
Tertiary institution Apor!!!
Second cycle Apor!!!
Supabet Apor!!!
Sextape Apor!!!
Questionnaire Apor!!!
Aporrr na agye beybiaaa
B333333maaa
Lagadaaaaaaaaaaga
Ajeezay!!!!!!!"

On this note; go back to the studio and refix your refix or else I SHALL RETURN . . . . . . .

"REAL CULPRITS BEHIND THE FLOOD DISASTER"

In a typical "African" country like Ghana both subjects and authorities bark only after the worse has happened. Following the torrential downpour last Tuesday 3, which led to massive deaths and wantom destruction of properties; leadership and all sundries has being awoken from their slumber.

Yet as to ascertain the pros and cons of the inferno at the Goil Filling and the poor drainage facilities, the blame game has come to play. As for my aged grandmother at home, she believe the heavy rains amidst deep thunderings was all the plight of God. "He is speaking to us, for our sins have increased. Increased rate of armed robbery, murdering and other evil things stands as the cause". Castigating His Excellency the President, Award-winning Mayor of Accra and the entire NDC party has also become a massive ordeal. It's sad to say the least when people behave in such partial and cruel manner. Are we all not citizens of this country? So, why blame others?

Now, my question is; how could you and I have averted such calamity?
Foremost, it is an undeniable fact that government is responsible for the safety and security of its citizens. It is also in the modus operandi of government to lay good drainage systems that could drain downpoured waters in the city. The inspection of sites before building is all the job of government.

The government moreover has the sole legal right to stop or bring down illegal structures especially ones sitting on waterways. If these are all responsibilities of government, why are we still suffering? Have the government failed us?

"We need the compassion and the courage to change the conditions that support our suffering. Those conditions are things like ignorance, bitterness, negligence, clinging, and holding on" as said by Sharon Salzberg. Which conditions have we had the courage to change? The answer is obvious, negligence have being the order of the day. We all wish Ghana turns like the Great Britains, Americas, Japans and the rest but we have neglected our roles to play in developing mother Ghana. When you mount areas like James Town, Chorkor, Sukura, Maa Mobi, Nima, Glefe, Sodom and Gomorrah.etc you would testify how people have delibrately invited floods to destroy them. Illegal structures has being erected all over, even on waterways hence causing flood in the slightest downpour.

These same people would describe the activities of the Mayor as heartless when their structures are being demolished. They also resort to illicit oiling of the palms of building inspectors by giving them some form of inducement we term in the Ga parlance "noko fio" inorder to get a go ahead with their illegal constructions.

Disposing of refuse and defecating in gutters or large water drains forms thick waste blocks, hence, preventing water passage. These waters then overflow unto the streets and into our homes rendering us stranded.The flood had displaced not less than 43,087 people a NADMO official said. 25 people are reported drowned and about 200 more have being wasted after the explosion at the Goil Filling station at Adabraka burning down a Forex Bereau and a Pharmacy.

Commercial activities halted in the capital as the aftermath of the heavy downpour left people either indoors or scooping water unendingly from their rooms. Kaneshie and its environs were not also left out, as vehicles were submerged in the water preventing vehicular movement.

We must rise as a nation, desilt all nearby gutters, avoid indiscriminate disposal of refuse and desist from the erection of illegal structures.

Far be it that I'm siding with government. Government does not need to spend so much on disaster victims. Prevention they say is better than cure. So why not develop the city instead? Dealing with the situation once and for all would rather save us more money as there as more disasters to befall us since raining has never ceased.

On this note, would someone stop the ranting and get to work?



Merci Beaucoup

VICKY ZUGAH ESCAPES DEATH!

Information reaching Faj Ghana has it that; controversial movie diva Vicky Zugah has being involved in a motor accident.

 

She collided with her wine Corolla with a mini-truck carrying a kiosk around the GIMPA  road.

The truck plunged into her driver’s side breaking her side mirror and her windscreen.

 

She sustained some bruises and a cut under her eye. She has being admitted at the La Paz Community clinic and responding to treatment she confirmed to Swag of Africa Twinsdntbeg.

Vicky Zugah has been involved in a motor accident. She collided with her wine Corolla with a mini-truck carrying a kiosk around the GIMPA road.

The truck plunged into her driver's side breaking her side mirror and her windscreen.

She sustained some bruises and a cut under her eye. She has being admitted at the La Paz Community clinic and responding to treatment she confirmed to Swag

Read more at: https://www.modernghana.com/music/31391/3/vicky-zugah-escapes-death-narrowly.html

Vicky Zugah has been involved in a motor accident. She collided with her wine Corolla with a mini-truck carrying a kiosk around the GIMPA road.

The truck plunged into her driver's side breaking her side mirror and her windscreen.

She sustained some bruises and a cut under her eye. She has being admitted at the La Paz Community clinic and responding to treatment she confirmed to Swag

Read more at: https://www.modernghana.com/music/31391/3/vicky-zugah-escapes-death-narrowly.html

Vicky Zugah has been involved in a motor accident. She collided with her wine Corolla with a mini-truck carrying a kiosk around the GIMPA road.

The truck plunged into her driver's side breaking her side mirror and her windscreen.

She sustained some bruises and a cut under her eye. She has being admitted at the La Paz Community clinic and responding to treatment she confirmed to Swag

Read more at: https://www.modernghana.com/music/31391/3/vicky-zugah-escapes-death-narrowly.html

Vicky Zugah has been involved in a motor accident. She collided with her wine Corolla with a mini-truck carrying a kiosk around the GIMPA road.

The truck plunged into her driver's side breaking her side mirror and her windscreen.

She sustained some bruises and a cut under her eye. She has being admitted at the La Paz Community clinic and responding to treatment she confirmed to Swag.

Read more at: https://www.modernghana.com/music/31391/3/vicky-zugah-escapes-death-narrowly.html

Vicky Zugah has been involved in a motor accident. She collided with her wine Corolla with a mini-truck carrying a kiosk around the GIMPA road.

The truck plunged into her driver's side breaking her side mirror and her windscreen.

She sustained some bruises and a cut under her eye. She has being admitted at the La Paz Community clinic and responding to treatment she confirmed to Swag.

Read more at: https://www.modernghana.com/music/31391/3/vicky-zugah-escapes-death-narrowly.html